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Explanations For Today’s Plane Explosions

Fort Lauderdale:

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Chicago:

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  • Planes have had it with 2016 just as much as the people, and have begun suiciding.
  • Radical Islamic Terrorism, which Hillary Clinton will not even say.
  • The plane in Chicago was blown up by the thing that William Shatner saw on the wing; the one in Fort Lauderdale by the thing John Lithgow saw on the wing.
  • Both aircraft nodded off with a lit cigarette in their ailerons.
  • Burn it down and start again, man!
  • Insurance scam.
  • Putin.

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