phil rando signed guitar

Hey, Phil. Whatcha doing?

“Same ol’, same ol’. Making music, meeting randos.”

Powerful set of eyebrows on this one.

“Ah, leave him alone. Happy little fucker.”

I notice he’s touching you.

“Still within acceptable parameters. If he starts caressing, then we go to Deadcon 5.”

That’s not a thing.

“Sure it is. Robbie Taylor throws ’em in the canal.”

What’s Deadcon 1?

“Robbie chucks ’em in the canal.”

Sure. Phil?

“Last question.”

Okay: why do you sign your name with your left hand?

“Bothers you not knowing, doesn’t it?’

Yes.

Phil?

Phil?

I didn’t know they could do that.