This looks like a Before/After shot in a laxative ad.
OR
“Kobe got fired? I thought he retired.”
“James Comey, Bob.”
“Who did he play for?”
“He was with the FBI, Bob.”
“Female Body Inspectors?”
“No, that’s not a thing.”
“Then where did Billy get the tee-shirt?”
“Just play the song and glare at the camera, Bob.”
“You bet.”
Fun! A new ridiculous Bobby guitar to ridicule. OK, let’s find the distasteful boutique… Uh, all the shapes are the right shape. What’s the headstock… Fender? A Fender Strat. Huh.
Looks like the guy to Phil’s left might be playing some Garcia-wannabe Alembic bullshit though.
Good eye! That usually irks me, but I have a hard time squaring my bitchiness with myself. If the alternative is playing a regular guitar like yourself, then the difference between these things is like* that between learning to paint because Picasso inspired you and wearing Picasso’s skin around the house like a bathrobe.
*Simile may be terrible
Those Skechers on Phil?