Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Faces In The Crowd

This looks like a Before/After shot in a laxative ad.

OR

“Kobe got fired? I thought he retired.”

“James Comey, Bob.”

“Who did he play for?”

“He was with the FBI, Bob.”

“Female Body Inspectors?”

“No, that’s not a thing.”

“Then where did Billy get the tee-shirt?”

“Just play the song and glare at the camera, Bob.”

“You bet.”

4 Comments

  1. Drew

    Fun! A new ridiculous Bobby guitar to ridicule. OK, let’s find the distasteful boutique… Uh, all the shapes are the right shape. What’s the headstock… Fender? A Fender Strat. Huh.

    • PaulCHebert

      Looks like the guy to Phil’s left might be playing some Garcia-wannabe Alembic bullshit though.

      • Drew

        Good eye! That usually irks me, but I have a hard time squaring my bitchiness with myself. If the alternative is playing a regular guitar like yourself, then the difference between these things is like* that between learning to paint because Picasso inspired you and wearing Picasso’s skin around the house like a bathrobe.

        *Simile may be terrible

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    Those Skechers on Phil?

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