I AM A SIGHT TO BEHOLD IN BOTH DAY AND NIGHT.
It kinda looks like someone draped some purple t-shirts over a couple vari-lites.
IT IS 1974. THIS IS THE BEST THERE IS. AFTER ALL, I AM THE CUTTING-EDGE OF AUDIO TECHNOLOGY, AND I AM MERELY THINGS STACKED ON TOP OF OTHER THINGS.
Yeah, but you’re self-aware.
SO ARE YOU. I AM A SPEAKER STACK; YOU ARE A MEAT SACK. YET, WE CAN BE FRIENDS.
The orange bit on the center cluster looks cool.
I AM GLORIOUS.
How’s the campaign coming?
YOU SPEAK OF MY PRESIDENTIAL RUN? WALL ’16: MAKE AMERICA LOUD AGAIN.
Stop plugging yourself.
THIS SEEMS TO BE HOW AMERICANS CAMPAIGN NOW. MY NEW CAMPAIGN MANAGER WANTS ME TO MAKE A SERIES OF VINES IN HOPES OF GOING VIRAL.
I HAVE TOLD HER THAT WE SHOULD SAVE BANDWIDTH AND JUST TAKE A PICTURE, AS I AM A WALL, AND THEREFORE NOT CAPABLE OF SLAPSTICK COMEDY.
Sure. Wait: her? Didn’t you hire Roger Stone after he left Trump?
THERE WERE PROBLEMS.
HE KILLED AN INTERN.
WITHIN AN HOUR OF ARRIVING AT THE OFFICE. IT WAS A BAD SCENE.
IT IS FOR THE BEST. I HAVE NOW HAVE THE BEST OPERATIVE IN THE GAME, PLUS SHE IS FAMILY.
Oh, God, tell me you didn’t–
I HAVE HIRED POLITICAL LEE.
–hire Political Lee. Aw, man, why?
I AM NOT A MAN.
She’s a lunatic.
SHE IS OF GRATEFUL DEAD STOCK.
You’re making my argument for me a little.
SHE IS CAPABLE AND COMPETENT. SHE HAS GOOD IDEAS.
She is a rapacious and immoral menace. She helped get Ted Cruz elected and that man is an unwanted picture of a limp dick in cowboy boots.
HE DOES NOT DELIGHT THE EYE.
Then, she turned around and got Hillary’s campaign to sic those two loudmouths on Bernie Sanders just for the chaos. She’s like the Joker with season tickets to the Nationals. She’s evil. She’s bad for America.
She’s standing right behind me, isn’t she?
DOES THIS BIT WORK IN PRINT?
Political Lee. The black sheep of the Lee family.
“Oh, please: our idiot brother Fanatic just ran off to join ISIS.”
How’s your father?
“The museum hasn’t blown up yet. Give it time.”
Don’t talk about your dad that way. Man got things done, and for the right reasons.
“You belong in that museum with him.”
I AM SO HAPPY WE ARE ALL TOGETHER.