Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Feel A Whole Lot Better When You’re Gone

Hey, Better Care Reconciliation Act. Whatcha doing?

“Dying.”

Yeah.

“‘Yeah?’ That’s it? Where’s your sympathy? What kind of country just leaves a bill to die in the street like this?’

Sorry, buddy, but you had a pre-existing condition.

“This isn’t right! I’m a human being!”

You’re not at all.

“Still, I deserve better than to be abandoned just because I don’t have the political support.”

Not seeing the irony here, huh?

“I’m Republican; we don’t get irony.”

Sure.

“What happens to me now?”

There’s a farm upstate where all failed bills play together all day. The Equal Rights Amendment is up there. You’ll hate her.

“I don’t deserve this.”

No, you deserve worse.

2 Comments

  1. SmokingLeather

    July 18, 2017 at 12:02 am

    This guy suggested that leaving office in disgrace would be enough of a punishment for trump. I suggested that being tortured continuously for the rest of his life would still not be enough of a punishment for the amount of damage he has done to our country and the world.

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