Hey, Better Care Reconciliation Act. Whatcha doing?
“‘Yeah?’ That’s it? Where’s your sympathy? What kind of country just leaves a bill to die in the street like this?’
Sorry, buddy, but you had a pre-existing condition.
“This isn’t right! I’m a human being!”
You’re not at all.
“Still, I deserve better than to be abandoned just because I don’t have the political support.”
Not seeing the irony here, huh?
“I’m Republican; we don’t get irony.”
“What happens to me now?”
There’s a farm upstate where all failed bills play together all day. The Equal Rights Amendment is up there. You’ll hate her.
“I don’t deserve this.”
No, you deserve worse.