“Oh, hey, Jeff. Didn’t see you there.”
“We’ve been talking for ten minutes, Bobby.”
“We’re gonna agree to disagree. Also, we have to let you go.”
“Okay…what?”
“It’s just bad timing, man. You could’ve gotten away with it when we were Furthur or The Dead or any other of those last times we toured. But now we’re Dead & Company.”
“Which means?”
“If you’re gonna call yourself ‘& Company’ then you have to act professional, don’t you?”
“Bobby, stop this.”
…
“How the hell do you get arrested for weed in 2015?”
“I can’t help it if I’m lucky.”
“Sure. Anyway, I’m sorry, pal: we cleared out your office and threw all your stuff away.”
“But…”
“Don’t make this harder than it is. Also: do you know any piano players? We just lost ours.”
FAKE
Absolutely real. I have sources.
So do rivers. That doesn’t make them right. In fact, right bank is a non sequitur, just like this post.
UR A RITE BANK
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And then there was Spencer
Ah the old earnest hemingway look a like contest.
Man Sloppy Joe’s in Key West. Even after 4 years in the Marine Corps, I never got as drunk as I did there. Dayum sloppy margaritas.
N.A.M.B.L.A.
U NAMBLA ALL DAY WITH DUCKS
“North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes”
Alternately (is that the correct word?) “North American Man-Boy Love Association”
It’s a song by Zeppelin: Nambla On.
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Man-boy love indeed
Oh lol only Zeppelin I’ve listened to is Led Zeppelin I #sorry
Also Spencer I think I just popped one of my stitches thanks
he will have to go back to working for wavy
http://www.gratefulweb.com/sites/default/files/images/sm-Sheckter-5335.JPG
wavy runs a tight ship, no? the clock? “at 6:15 when i bring the mallet down, gimme a bouncy ‘C’……stick with me kid & you’ll get more Pussy than Frank Sinatra”
I’m so confused I feel like ur the ultimate troll master
Who?
Mr. TotD is a TROLL
Literally?
Literally, Spencer. Literally tho I think you’re literally trying to troll me you literal dweeb
9th grade me: STOP MISUSING THE WORD “LITERALLY”!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)))))))
me now: literally shut the hell up
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I want to meet you and have a conversation using only images like these because that would be hilarious
Hahahaha
Nice job with the line from Idiot Wind.