What is this?
“Oh, glad you’re here. This is the new party poncho from James Perse’s new Dead & Company line. It’s officially licensed!”
It’s a garbage bag, Mickey.
“You know nothing about fashion. It’s Polybutadiene prepared with a high-quality Ziegler–Natta catalyst.”
Uh-huh. Wait here while I google that.
“Sure. I’m gonna drum.”
It’s vinyl, Mickey.
“Officially licensed vinyl.”
“What our fans have told us is that they’d like higher-end merch. Also, what I’ve told the merch guys is that I’d like higher-end merch. A man cannot yoink on tee-shirts alone.”
How much is that?
“There’s a Stealie on it.”
“So you wouldn’t believe how many rich morons we have as fans.”
I totally would.