Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Foot, Ball

There is only meaningful difference between football and soccer: in football, to touch the ball with your foot is a shameful admission of failure.


  1. 1. Feet rarely used.
    2. Not really a ball, it’s airship shaped.

    Ergo: Our Great American Weekend heroes play: “Hand Egg”

  2. Origin of the word Handegg goes back at least a hundred years as seen in this letter to the editor.

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