There is only meaningful difference between football and soccer: in football, to touch the ball with your foot is a shameful admission of failure.
January 18, 2016 at 10:32 pm
January 19, 2016 at 11:26 am
January 23, 2016 at 12:18 am
Norwood wide right. In his defense, it was a 47-yarder. Not like some chip shot that the guy in Minnesota fucked up. Laces or no laces, that guy just flat out blew it.
January 19, 2016 at 12:28 am
January 19, 2016 at 12:31 am
The man’s got a Bobby-level set of legs on him, but the phrase “football boots” is simply not okay.
January 19, 2016 at 9:54 am
1. Feet rarely used.
2. Not really a ball, it’s airship shaped.
Ergo: Our Great American Weekend heroes play: “Hand Egg”
January 19, 2016 at 10:54 am
“1. Feet rarely used.”
Better tell that to Ndomukong Suh
January 19, 2016 at 2:48 pm
Origin of the word Handegg goes back at least a hundred years as seen in this letter to the editor.
January 19, 2016 at 3:03 pm
What the fuck kind of eggs do you guys eat?
A football is an oblate spheroid. An egg is egg-shaped.
January 19, 2016 at 4:02 pm
prolate? or maybe just pigskin.
January 19, 2016 at 4:32 pm
January 19, 2016 at 4:35 pm
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