Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Forever Young

It’s Neil Young’s birthday today, but I’d rather stick sharpened dicks into my ears than listen to that man’s music, so let’s celebrate with a far better Young: New Jersey’s own The Young Rascals.


  1. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    November 12, 2015 at 10:47 am

    Neil left a Fender Deluxe at Moodie’s Motor Court…..gonna stick with the Rascals


    I will duel you at 6:00 AM on the 50 Yard Line of any Prep High School in this land defending the honor of Mr Young.

  3. A man needs a maid. No truer words ever written by a Canadian.

  4. Do those wrong notes he plays, sound good to Canadians or are they universally wrong?

  5. Canadians have a different temporal scale that only they can hear. They evolved from a slightly different clan of homo sapiens (homo candadensis?) that has a slightly larger forehead / cranium type thing and also larger calcium deposits where our gills used to exist.

    • Sir Luther Von Baconson

      November 12, 2015 at 11:38 am

      not to mention environmental factors: peameal bacon, Export “A” (or DuMauriers, Player’s dead ends), Hickory Sticks, Glossettes, Blue or Export etc

  6. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    November 13, 2015 at 12:08 pm


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