Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To



“Look at the size of this kangaroo’s hand.”

I don’t think that’s a kangaroo, Bill Walton.

“Sure, it is. Just can’t tell because it’s not hopping.”

Yeah, maybe.

“You know that kangaroos have three vaginas?”

I didn’t.

“That might be too many. I don’t even have one.”


“Kangaroos are hoarding all the vaginas.”


“Why are none of the candidates talking about that, huh? Who’s getting our vaginas back from the kangaroos?”

How high are you?


Asked for that one.

“You did, yeah.”

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