My more tech-savvy friend told me about something called monetization, which is a word that was clearly meant satirically, then misunderstood. The point I’m trying to make is that all of you should send me a dollar. Or some acid, either one.

Sometimes I think most of what passes for the world nowadays was some fucker’s clever joke that no one else got. God as Joseph Heller.

I don’t know what the ideal setting to read that seductive drivel “Chariots of the Gods” is, but the worst might be Death Valley immediately following a three-day amphetamine run. The desert starts talking to your dopamine-depleted ass.

Occasionally. when it comes to the Dead, I need to listen to Garcia more. He was Garcia for a reason, after all.