Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Francois’ Tower

Ah, gay Paree.

“I dunno about the gay part, but it’s definitely Paris, man.”

Tower gives it away.

“Yeah. It’ll be nice when they finish it.”

What now?

“Shh. We’re trying to convince Bobby that it’s half-built.”

It does look a bit naked.

“Well, yeah, man. It’s French.”

Speaking of which, how you guys doing with the ladies over there?

“Ah, man. You thought hippie chicks were hairy? Come to Europe. Billy gave up and started developing a relationship with his bidet.”

Clean, but sensual.

“You said it.”


  1. I heard an interview with Garcia many years ago, on the radio (probably KSAN), where he said that someone came up to him in Paris with a notebook and Garcia said “do you want an autograph?” And the guy said, no, I want you to draw an elephant. So Jer did that.

    Apparently, according to Garcia, the guy had a sketchbook full of elephants drawn by famous people. I don’t know if any of you taper people can find the ref, but I definitely didn’t imagine it.

    I am still waiting for this sketchbook to appear at Sotheby’s

  2. I personally Love Garcia’s semi-fictional self the best.

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    December 8, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    webb just kickin’ it there. walked all the way from the 14th Arondissement.

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