Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Friday Night They’ll Be Dressed To Kill, Down At Bobby’s Bar And Grill

Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“The, uh, boys are back in town.”

Looks like it.

“Sammy’s been yelling ‘woo’ for three hours straight.”

That sounds awful.

“Michael Anthony is doing the high harmony.”

Oh, then that sounds great. When did you start drinking again?

“Right after the election. Same as you.”

Shh.

“Are we not talking about that?”

Shh. You missed a great opportunity.

“How so?”

You’re doing this Mexico thing with Billy and some guys from some jam band, right?

“The Spring Street Marsupials, yeah.”

No.

“They’re lovely young men.”

Sure. But you could have gotten Sammy and Micheal Anthony. Dude. You, Billy, Sammy Hagar, and Michael Anthony jamming in Mexico.

“He knows Loose Lucy.”

And you know Hot For Teacher.

“Most people are unaware that Hot For Teacher is my favorite song of all time.”

It’s a weird choice.

“I chart my own course.”

You do, Bob.

4 Comments

  1. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    January 16, 2017 at 1:00 pm

    The Old Timers Arm Wrestling and Beer Hoisting Club, Vice President Samuel, presiding. Sir Gent at Arms, will you take the roll?

  2. Anyone know what’s on Sammy’s shirt?

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