brony

NOT OKAY. NOT FUCKING OKAY.

Why are you screaming now? Is every–ARE YOU SHITTING ME? NOT OKAY.

I KNOW, RIGHT?

TOTALLY, BRO-TATO KNISH!

What the fuck is going on? Knock it off, the both of–MOTHER THERESA’S SWEATY ASSHOLE, WHAT THE DICK IS THAT?

 

(But seriously, folks: Bronies are not fully human and, as such, should be denied basic rights and subjected to legal harassment and a right good kicking. Brony-hood is antithetical to Enthusiasm; I’m pretty sure fucking Garcia  would punch a Brony, forget about the paroxysms of righteous rage with which Billy would shiver.)