HUNTSVILLE, AL – President Donald J. Trump, appearing at a rally tonight in support of Senate candidate Luther Strange, capped off his speech by saying, “Enough with the political correctness, right. Right, sure, the worst, right. CNN is turning off their cameras because they want blacks to punch you. Y’know what? Fuck it, just punch the next black guy you see.”
The crowd, estimated at 4,000 by fire marshals and 25,000 by President Trump, applauded rapturously while several camera operators slipped out the door.
“Ever see what a black will do with the flag?” Trump continued. “Wrap it around their chongas. That the way you want the flag to be treated?”
The crowd, now pogoing up and down with cultural anxiety, began howling. “No!” they screamed, and “Never!” and another word that starts with N.
“We let them be quarterbacks and this is how the blacks treat us? We let them be quarterbacks!”
“Damn them!” the crowd shouted. “They’re natural wide receivers!” was a cry heard from several quarters of the audience.
Hearing the applause, Trump slipped into a fugue state and began screaming “DARKIE TIME! GET’EM! GET ‘EM!” at the top of his lungs until a choking fit overcame him and he spit up a demon named A’kiok, who ate Katy Tur.
Interviewed after the speech, Bessie Mae Jessups said, “I liked the stuff about punching black folks, but I do wish he’d tweet a bit less. It isn’t helpful.” At the speech was Jonathan Chait from New York magazine, who said that Trump’s speech was very presidential and then complained about college students for 2,000 words.
What duz this have to do with any “Thoughts on the Dead”??? When RUMP dies it’ll be the only thing that he’s ever done that I approve of…but I think ur platform is a taste misleading. BTW… have U had any interactions w/ @BobWeir19?? Just asking cuz I’m new to Twitter and I keep getting Tweets from ☝️+ all I sent was 1stoopid Emoji. This was my first time responding to any Tweet + my friends are like “ur getting punked “!! Idk man! I hope U don’t think I am outta line w/ my comment, & I will stay tuned. ☮️
They said something about not taking the brown acid, John.
I assure you, John, that everything on this site is about the Grateful Dead.
Meanwhile, I couldn’t decide which of several pure gold nuggets in this post was my favorite.