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Funny Money

phil laughingHey, Phil. You see the article in Billboard?

I’ll take the maniacal laughter as a “yes.”

42 Comments

  1. corry342

    The Grateful Dead, in their way, defined the rock market that was to come, even if people didn’t always notice it. Clearly, they have done it again. This is the way to both rake in the chips one last time, full stop, and make sure that feuding band members never have to pretend to answer the questions again.

    Who’s next? I’d like to lay some markers down. We can talk about it every summer, and I’ll point out this comment. Here’s my predictions:

    1. Led Zeppelin: a week in Giants Stadium (whatever its now called) and a week in London

    2. Pink Floyd: same. Maybe Philadelphia, for a change of pace, but the Dark Side Of The Moon will be last seen in London

    3. Journey: 3 days at AT&T Park in San Francisco. Yes of course Journey sucks massively–have I mentioned the time I saw them open for Dave Mason?–but people are crazy about them, they are more popular than ever, and the band members have very bitter feuds, based around money. It spells Fare Thee Well.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Especially after the real numbers for the webcast comes in.
      You may be just exactly right.

      • spencer

        Hair plugs, Botox, and playmates don’t come cheap for Neal

      • Morning Douche

        don’t forget heel lifts, he’s like 4’9″

      • Sir Luther Von Baconson

        where can you get a Playmate Graft, is it covered under Medicare? i need 2.

    • spencer

      What year did you see them open for dave mason?

      • Boogaloo

        “Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’ has been replaced w Lurkin’, Watchin’, Waitin’.

  2. Boogaloo

    LULZ Phils O Face on the big screen

    • spencer

      But Hitler jokes are kosher?

    • maggiemay

      No dude I’m not even saying that at all get that shitty meme outta my face lel bruh

      You have two daughters: aren’t you a feminist? Or don’t you at least agree with feminism and equality? Do you understand and recognize the history of mistreatment women have gone through? Do I need to explain it?

      • spencer

        I agree with everything you said Maggie, I don’t in anyway condone the mistreatment of women. On the other hand I (meaning my daughters) have 2 horses yet I find humour in tot d’s jjokes about Mickey dosing them (animal abuse), all the Billy K violence jokes even though he’s a convicted spousal abuser. When Totd portrays Page as autistic or mentally challenged my wife cringe laughs when she was a special needs teacher for years. As for the wiki link, it points out the abuse Jewish women (among others) received from their Nazi captors under the leadership of Hitler yet we laugh……..I guess that makes me a dinosaur and one sick puppy. So I apologize for the not so funny post.

      • maggiemay

        Spencer, you’ve won my heart over yet again. I’m sorry for being so butthurt over things like this; I just want to make sure that everyone understands that at the end of the day, violence (particularly against women) is an ongoing and unfunny problem. I think we should all be able to joke about stupid shit that’s wrong with the world! I appreciate and accept your apology.

        ur gr8 m8 keep doin u!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!1!!! 😀

      • spencer

        Once again I’m sorry, my wife doesn’t find Cosby jokes funny either. Keep doing what your doing mags. Your passion for the cause is refreshing and your fearless ability to call people out is commendable.

      • Morning Douche

        NUKE GAY WHALES FOR JESUS

      • maggiemay

        And the last two comments are the exact fucking reason why I love and frequently visit this website.

        ❤️❤️❤️

      • Morning Douche

        Dammit Swags, you are too nice. I am trying to burn bridges here…

        ps- i have 2 daughters (but no horses, apparently spenser is one rich Canadian) and I agree with you 100%

      • spencer

        Not rich, rescue horses. Got Em from Mickey

      • Morning Douche

        spenser’s equine acid casualty ranch?
        http://www.dead.net/sites/default/files/images/19691120_0380.jpg

      • spencer

        http://i.imgur.com/Npizs.gif

  3. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    get some emollients on that neck phil, you Old Terrapin you

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