Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Furious, Style

“Only Korean Jenkins!”

“Yes, sir?”

“Fatty tweeting again.”

“How are you getting a signal in here?”

“Use general’s giant hats as WiFi antennas.”

“Good idea. What’s he babbling about now?”

“Says he fix nukes. Upgrade. Make nukes great again.”

“In six months? The American government couldn’t even assess their nukes in six months, let alone upgrade them.”

“Jenkins, I beginning to think Fatty is liar.”

“Yes, sir.”


“He at it again.”

“Another tweet?”

“He call me Krazy Kim.”

“That’s kind of forced.”

“Is no Crooked Hillary.”

“How should we respond?”

“I troll.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Bring me pumpkin, blond wig, and boner medicine. We make GIF.”

“Are you sure, sir? This is how wars start.”

“Is not how wars start. Bring history book. Show me one war ever start like this. We through looking-glass here, Jenkins.”

“If you say so, sir.”

“Father invent looking-glass.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Get pumpkin. Find sexiest one.”

“Of course, sir.”


  1. The Central Shaft

    August 10, 2017 at 2:17 am

    He’s crazy, but he’s not stupid.

  2. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    August 10, 2017 at 3:41 pm

    Is that a recent picture? KJU is on his way to looking svelte! And no cig, either. He must have finally taken our little chat to heart.

  3. the secret is to convince North Korea that Guam is located at Mar Y Lago.

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