Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Game Of Seats

georgerrmartinOkay, jackass: let’s go.

“Excuse me?”

Get up, Garcia. What did I tell you about that goddamn Time Sheath?

“I have no idea what you’re talking about, sir.”

Nice try: c’mon.

“My name is George R.R. Martin.”

Are you even trying? That’s clearly a fake name.

“Sir, I am best-selling author.”


“I feel what I do transcends genre, but I supposePUT THE TASER AWAY.”


I told you I had no sense of humor about this particular tomfoolery. Now come help me find Brent: he’s in one of those bear suits.

“Please call an ambulance.”

Walk it off.

“I could barely walk before you tazed me: I’m not a particularly robust man.”

You never were.

“Again: I’m not Jerry Garcia.”

That’s what Garcia would say.

1 Comment

  1. JFC he was actually there lol

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