Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Gift Box Of Rain

phil smirk 2006

Hey, birthday boy.

“Why are you using a picture of me from 2006?”

Your hair looked good.

“Not a bad reason.”

What’d you wish for?

“Birthday cake and birthday sex.”

Not a bad wish.

“You have a year like mine, you start to appreciate the little things.”


“Plus, I’m a rock star with a restaurant and a couple of Ferraris. Not much left to wish for.”

Give ’em to Baby Levon.

“Sure. He can have every wish I got left.”

You dig that kid.

“Oh, yeah. He’s all right. Got about a year ’til his hands get big enough for a guitar.”

Gonna start him early?

“Already got Alembic making him a bass.”


“Kid’s a Grateful Dead. Kid plays Grateful Dead guitars.”

If you say so. It’s a mini-instrument, though, right?

“No, jackass. Six-strings and 45 knobs. Of course it’s small-scale.”

Okay. Does that make it cheaper?

“Much more expensive, oddly enough.”



  1. Luther Von Baconson

    March 16, 2016 at 6:01 pm

    Phil’s got his Ginger back

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    March 16, 2016 at 6:10 pm

    you selling Alamy Stock Photo t-shirts?

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