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Happy Father’s Day, Trump.

“Wow, that one’s not funny any more.”

Yeah, I apologize.

“It’s just–”

I totally get it. Wrong of me.

“Cool. One other thing.”

Sure. Cute kids, by the way.

“Thanks. Um…why am I included in this?”

Because at 41% of the Dead shows I attended, you were the Garcia. So, you know: you’re in.

“Forever?”

I gotta say that John Mayer is a lot easier to work with.

“So go bother him.”

Actually: you wanna see something funny?

“Quickly, but yeah.”

Okay. Trey, have you heard about the new Greubel Forsey Double Tourbillon 30° Technique?

The Double Tourbillon 30°

It’s cut from a single sapphire crystal and contains no metal except for the winding pin, and retails for $1.3 million.

“Why would I care about that ridiculous piece of sh–”

“GIVE IT TO ME.”

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See?

“John?”

“Oh, hey, Trey.  Cute kids. Tell me more about the watch.”

“Does he always do this?”

Yeah. It’s like saying “Beetlejuice” three times.