Happy Father’s Day, Trump.
“Wow, that one’s not funny any more.”
Yeah, I apologize.
I totally get it. Wrong of me.
“Cool. One other thing.”
Sure. Cute kids, by the way.
“Thanks. Um…why am I included in this?”
Because at 41% of the Dead shows I attended, you were the Garcia. So, you know: you’re in.
I gotta say that John Mayer is a lot easier to work with.
“So go bother him.”
Actually: you wanna see something funny?
“Quickly, but yeah.”
Okay. Trey, have you heard about the new Greubel Forsey Double Tourbillon 30° Technique?
It’s cut from a single sapphire crystal and contains no metal except for the winding pin, and retails for $1.3 million.
“Why would I care about that ridiculous piece of sh–”
“GIVE IT TO ME.”
“Oh, hey, Trey. Cute kids. Tell me more about the watch.”
“Does he always do this?”
Yeah. It’s like saying “Beetlejuice” three times.