Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Git Along, Little Bobby

Image result for bob weir cowboy“Oh, howdy. Didn’t see you buckaroos there.

“My name’s Bronco Bobby and my new album of cowboy songs, High Plains Bobby, will be out shortly. Man, me and the fellas had a hogtyin’, rootin-tootin’ good time a-makin’ it. We hope all y’all will take a hankerin’ to it.

“Songs include:

  • Mt. Tamalpais Hoedown
  • Feet in the Stirrups, Dick in the Beans
  • Cold Coffee Shits on the Brazos
  • Bullet in My Heart (If I Have to Spend One More Fucking Day with these Fucking Cattle)
  • Did I Say Fourteen? I Must Have Misspoken: I meant However Old is Legal for Me to Pork Her
  • Caitlyn Rides Side-Saddle Now
  • Call Me Cowbob
  • The Ballad of Rock Creek Randy, the Cowboy Who Was a Picky Eater, and Allergic to Stuff, and Not a Fan of the Outdoors
  • Whiskey Dick and Saddle Sores
  • Sorry I Farted On You, Horse
  • Pounding the Golden Spike
  • The Winter Everyone Froze to Death and Died
  • Cowpunchin’, Dickpunchin’ Man (feat. Billy)

“Gosh, I hope these songs and others will become a part of your lives, just as soon as I coax some prairie poetry out of a guy who just got out of the ICU; and another fellow what used to be on Star Trek.

“May all your coaches be staged, and all your fires be campy. Yipee yay whatever!”

40 Comments

  1. *_* *_* :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

  2. Morning Douche

    July 29, 2015 at 8:15 pm

    Bold prediction: It will not be as good as this.

    http://youtu.be/u_NfJRLT8NY

  3. Best version of Dick in the Beans? Gotta be the one from the Bobby Ace show in June ’69.

  4. Ballad Of The Box-Back Nitties

  5. hugh.c.mcbride

    July 29, 2015 at 8:50 pm

    “Feet in the Stirrups, Dick in the Beans”

    I giggled a little. Then I giggled a lot. There may or may not have been a guffaw. (There definitely was a guffaw.)

    What I’m tryin to say is thanks for this.

  6. RationalExpressions

    July 29, 2015 at 9:32 pm

    Rust from FTW is finally off. First time I’ve laughed until tears came in a while. When you’re good, you’re the best. I don’t know if he would stand the test of time, but many years ago another Floridian could also get my eyes watering with laughter. Well done sir.

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