“Oh, howdy. Didn’t see you buckaroos there.
“My name’s Bronco Bobby and my new album of cowboy songs, High Plains Bobby, will be out shortly. Man, me and the fellas had a hogtyin’, rootin-tootin’ good time a-makin’ it. We hope all y’all will take a hankerin’ to it.
“Songs include:
- Mt. Tamalpais Hoedown
- Feet in the Stirrups, Dick in the Beans
- Cold Coffee Shits on the Brazos
- Bullet in My Heart (If I Have to Spend One More Fucking Day with these Fucking Cattle)
- Did I Say Fourteen? I Must Have Misspoken: I meant However Old is Legal for Me to Pork Her
- Caitlyn Rides Side-Saddle Now
- Call Me Cowbob
- The Ballad of Rock Creek Randy, the Cowboy Who Was a Picky Eater, and Allergic to Stuff, and Not a Fan of the Outdoors
- Whiskey Dick and Saddle Sores
- Sorry I Farted On You, Horse
- Pounding the Golden Spike
- The Winter Everyone Froze to Death and Died
- Cowpunchin’, Dickpunchin’ Man (feat. Billy)
“Gosh, I hope these songs and others will become a part of your lives, just as soon as I coax some prairie poetry out of a guy who just got out of the ICU; and another fellow what used to be on Star Trek.
“May all your coaches be staged, and all your fires be campy. Yipee yay whatever!”
*_* *_* :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Okay, but did they ACTUALLY bang 14 year old girls? I know it’s naive of me to ask. But seriously, what the fuck?
Cowboys? Oh, sure. They were probably only 17 or 18 themselves
No, the Dead, man. Cowboys I can see.
(That’s still too old for my liking!)
In his movie, Bobby said ‘no’
https://books.google.com/books?id=4unlFNYZE3IC&pg=PA196&lpg=PA196&dq=grateful+dead+sex+with+underage+girls&source=bl&ots=fW5BTX_9LD&sig=mk8tlcf6aQh01rAvKIam7wCBdGI&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CDIQ6AEwA2oVChMI5qLYncqBxwIVwxmSCh25fQaq#v=onepage&q&f=false check out page 195-196
pretty sure I have this book somewhere downstairs in our chest
I KNOW IM BEING RLLY BUTTHURT RN BUT THEY ALL SHOULD KNOW BETTER 🙁
well, that unhappy emoticon showed ’em
lol srsly tho
I’m probably overreacting, but stuff like this still kind of bothers me. whatever, I wasn’t involved.
ALSO I HAVE THE BOOK YEE
https://youtu.be/aJhnOq2q3ag
https://youtu.be/Mp1MiIq9RQ8
Maggie, this is from my hometown.
Very cool! I haven’t had the chance to watch the entire movie but I’ve seen bits and pieces.
I missed this show on account of I was 2 weeks old
Your excuses are your own.
Lovely videos, Spencer!
spencer, couldn’t be bothered to drag his arse out of the cradle to go to this show. No Calgary merit badge fer you. hahaha
Bold prediction: It will not be as good as this.
http://youtu.be/u_NfJRLT8NY
Best version of Dick in the Beans? Gotta be the one from the Bobby Ace show in June ’69.
http://www.gratefuldeadprojects.com/images/backgrounds/grateful%20dead/Pigpen%20n%20Chick.jpg
lol
step away, Pig
Not his type
im sorry for taking away all the fun here. proceed, everyone.
too white?
Pig liked the sisters. (And Janis, but who wouldn’t?)
She seemed like everyone’s sweet and really cool aunt.
https://dedeporsche.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/janis-joplin-and-her-custom-painted-1965-porsche-356c-cabriolet.jpg
Ballad Of The Box-Back Nitties
“Feet in the Stirrups, Dick in the Beans”
I giggled a little. Then I giggled a lot. There may or may not have been a guffaw. (There definitely was a guffaw.)
What I’m tryin to say is thanks for this.
I’m partial to Whiskey Dick and Saddle Sores, but thanks.
Mine: “I’m sorry I Farted On You Horse”. I have an 11 y.o. and we’re all about the fart jokes.
It never occurred to me before, but horses must get farted on constantly by their riders.
Horses fart A LOT though. So it’s fair.
Horse farts are something else.
http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/File:HORSE_t240.jpg
Gawdammit
http://youtu.be/lroZLN1gQnw
Rust from FTW is finally off. First time I’ve laughed until tears came in a while. When you’re good, you’re the best. I don’t know if he would stand the test of time, but many years ago another Floridian could also get my eyes watering with laughter. Well done sir.
Post of the year.
https://youtu.be/jx2Vzr5gIWI
https://youtu.be/luUK-b6X0ik