Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Goin’ Home

hottie aviatorsYou look like fun.

“I’m up for stuff.”

Totally. You have a jaw which is square and sharp, and aviators.

“Don’t forget the freckled chest.”

As if I could. Where does objectivity exist?

“In the lesser mathematics, and graveyards. That which exists outside of language, which is subjective at its core and without the ability to define axioms without self-reference.”

So Gõdel was right?

“Partially.”

Nicely done.

“I’ve got five advanced degrees in semantics.”

Five? You sound obsessed.

“Yes. I’m always up for semantics.”

I love you.

“Of course.”

Let’s get married.

“Common law?”

The commonest.

“For my bouquet, I’ll chuck this lady’s water bottle at someone’s head.”

It’s a cozy.

“Noted. Let me just tell my friend what’s happening.”

Friend? Just a friend? Not a husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, fire demon, or living log flume?

“Just a friend.”

Cool.

“Heather?”flying rando“RANDO JESUS HAS CALLED ME HOME!”

“She’s got a ride.”

Great. Let’s go be happy ever after. Do you have any money?

“So much. Almost too much.”

Not possible.

“I know, I was kidding.”

12 Comments

  1. swaggie maggie

    guys can we please all find TotD a girlfriend lets do it

    • swaggie maggie

      also oh my god you are attracted to “”””””hot”””””””” old moms with terrible haircuts????? I know a few lemme hook you up

      • Thoughts On The Dead

        SHE’S GOT AN AWESOME HAIRCUT

        • Spencer

          She’s single buddy….

          • Spencer

            If you can’t tell, i didn’t put much effort into hat one. …

  2. Buck Mulligan

    This is solid work, amigo.

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      I swear to God I have no idea what any of you will enjoy.

  3. Dawn

    that last photo and caption made me choke on my apple.

  4. Tor Haxson

    You paid your dues, you tried some riffs that did not work, you hit some bad notes, you had some consistent Grade A work, and a few misses, but never satisfied, — or perhaps just OCD — you kept at it.

    And then that one fateful day this happens.
    Absolutely the best work of the lady + other theme.

    When Dick or Dave of the future is making his picks from the blog archive. This will be certainly a dick that gets picked.


    Tor

    • Tor Haxson

      My mistake, bad with words.

      I meant pick that gets dicked.

  5. Toomanyroads

    I suddenly have an urge to squeeze things

  6. Luther Von Baconson

    ToTD & Betty back in the day. The Subject was Raspberries.

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