Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Good Evening, We Welcome You


What fresh hell is this?

It’s the new site.

I don’t like it.


It’s different. And, Jesus, it’s empty! Where are all my glorious words?

The dick jokes and character assassinations?

That’s them, yeah!

You have to migrate the whole thing over here.

Someone has to help you migrate the whole thing over here.

Someone’ll do it for you if you incompetent real loudly.

Oh, I’m good at incompetenting in public.

Like a kitten left in a dumpster meowing at a hundred decibels.

Ha. Yeah. Good one. WHERE IS MY LIFE’S WORK?

You haven’t created it yet.

I meant the archives. And all the comments and stuff. Archives get the main focus, but we should try to save the comments. If we can. If there’s time. Whatever.

You do it all for the fans.

That’s what I tell them, yeah. Anyway: where’s the logo?

That was another thing you were incapable of handling like a human.

I disagree strongly: trying to get someone else to do your work for you is the definition of handling something like a human.

Please stop being petulant.

I don’t wanna and you can’t make me.

We’re getting off to a rousing start.

Well, you don’t open with a show-stopper. First rule of show biz.

Okay, do I get my innertubes money now?

I hate you.

Will I get paid in Bitcoin?

I hope so.

Because I do not understand Bitcoin.

That’s why I hope so.




    Query: why not just keep the WordPress and have the domain just point there?

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      February 19, 2016 at 12:23 am

      Good question. I wish were qualified to answer it.

      • I think that’s about one of the simplest things you can do with domains, unless WordPress doesn’t allow it, but I think they do.

        By the way, you’re also going to want to change the email address your Paypal account is tied to.

  3. Perfect title to start off right. You should have a “talk” with Bill graham… He could introduce the site and likely tell you to get fucked.

    • Also will doing your incompenting get somebody to let us reverse the archive order. Then you can start at the beginning with the dick punching in order.

  4. Ok, I pressed THE BUTTON. Can I get a mobile version? Or maybe some room service?

  5. What is this.. This is great.

    Either the other site is copied over or remains..

    Regardless it is great. Great Great Great.

    As for D&Co…SHakedown was alright, Billy totally digsJosh Mayers riffs, if Billy is happy we all are happy.

    And what the heck… everyone loves the Dead now?

    Crazy world.


  6. Luther Von Baconson

    February 19, 2016 at 11:11 am

    finally found footage of jerry in the shirt. thought appropriate for Opening Day

  7. I can smell Hippie
    But then let me be perfectly blunt

  8. Help On The Way?
    War is over if you want it. Hey ho, let’s go.

    Pluses and minuses to remaining on vs. Hosted elsewhere. I have opinions and some knowledge.
    I’d host you for free BTW. Let’s talk. Or dance. If you want to…

  9. Where’s my jetpack?

  10. Remember when we were young, and you would be up late and tune into The Tonight Show, and Johnny Carson would have some guys who were big decades ago, and they would play their hot number from 36 years earlier?

    Asking for a friend.

  11. All day Friday and no new bloggings..

    Poor English Major is probably wrestling with databases backups, and all sorts of strangeness.

    So we might have to entertain ourselves.

    Me.. I am in Louisville to see widespread panic.. just getting into them, they played nice last year at Lockn, so trying them ..

    I am hoping for that small theater experience that I had at like one dead show in 1981 before all hell broke lose.

    Pray for me, that it is wonderful.


  12. I donate to eleven

  13. Luther Von Baconson

    February 19, 2016 at 5:05 pm

    ToTD, you racked up some time in the box that first year with the Bulls, no?

  14. Luther Von Baconson

    February 19, 2016 at 6:51 pm

    …….when you can do this?

  15. And the great migration has begun. Sadly, some comments will not reach their final destination…

  16. Mike & Gloria Gonna Be My Name

    February 20, 2016 at 12:17 am

    MADE IT! Whew- Glad it wasn’t like using the transporter on the retooled Enterprise in the first movie. That shit was scary.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.