What fresh hell is this?
It’s the new site.
I don’t like it.
It’s different. And, Jesus, it’s empty! Where are all my glorious words?
The dick jokes and character assassinations?
That’s them, yeah!
You have to migrate the whole thing over here.
Someone has to help you migrate the whole thing over here.
Someone’ll do it for you if you incompetent real loudly.
Oh, I’m good at incompetenting in public.
Like a kitten left in a dumpster meowing at a hundred decibels.
Ha. Yeah. Good one. WHERE IS MY LIFE’S WORK?
You haven’t created it yet.
I meant the archives. And all the comments and stuff. Archives get the main focus, but we should try to save the comments. If we can. If there’s time. Whatever.
You do it all for the fans.
That’s what I tell them, yeah. Anyway: where’s the logo?
That was another thing you were incapable of handling like a human.
I disagree strongly: trying to get someone else to do your work for you is the definition of handling something like a human.
Please stop being petulant.
I don’t wanna and you can’t make me.
We’re getting off to a rousing start.
Well, you don’t open with a show-stopper. First rule of show biz.
Okay, do I get my innertubes money now?
I hate you.
Will I get paid in Bitcoin?
I hope so.
Because I do not understand Bitcoin.
That’s why I hope so.