Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Good Evening, We’re Here To Date Your Daughters


Without even a feint at any sort of order:

  • Everyone looks pretty good.
  • Mickey is using his tremendous forearm and wrist strength to keep Phil and Billy in proximity.
  • Mickey’s got dad strength, old guy strength, and drummer strength: you would not want to play the Lobster Game with him.
  • There’s just not much to really goof on: everyone looks healthy and upright.
  • Mickey and Bruce should not both be standing, though.
  • As always, this turns into a commentary on Mickey.
  • Look at how adorable Trey is with his potato salad and then Bobby’s all SHAZAM! and the contest is over.
  • And then there’s Bobby’s thigh, which is now a full-fledged Grateful Dead.
  • They all look good and that makes me happy but is complete shit for material.


  1. Also Jeff has prettier hair than I do thanks Jeff

    • That other comment is not what I expect from you, young lady. I accidentally deleted it by accident.

      • Settle down, Beavis.

      • omg I know this probz isn’t a big deal but
        I’m super embarrassed right now because don’t want you to think I’m just some dumb mean kid who doesn’t know that it’s not okay to say unkind things. I said something that would make me appear as such a being and I hope that you understand I’m sorry and that I am always working on being a disciplined and well-mannered and thoughtful young lady (even though I don’t necessarily act that way on the Internet… It’s a constant balance to try and have the best of both worlds). I do not want to misrepresent my generation by saying careless things! There are intuitive and considerate 15-going-on-16 year olds, too, and I want to be one of them. I will henceforth watch my language and online manners; just because I can’t see someone’s face does not mean the words are received any differently.

        sorry fam u can delete all the other comments #swag #ty #bless #m90

  2. Is this the first and only time Mickey has looked at the camera?

  3. On a long-ago VH1 “Behind The Music” episode about AC/DC, they had a comment from one of them (can’t remember which) who said “it used to be, ‘AC/DC’s coming to town, lock up your daughters,’ and now it’s ‘AC/DC’s coming to town, lock up your Mom.'”

  4. first, maggiemay, somehow i missed whatever you said and now it is deleted, but i am sure it wasn’t as awful as you thought, but still, how nice that you were so worried!

    second, what is bobby wearing on his legs? one legged shorts? or was he attacked by eager fans whilst wearing pants, and one leg was torn off to get a look at his legendary right thigh? i am confused.

  5. Richard Parker

    July 12, 2015 at 12:54 pm

    What’s with Bobby’s legs?

    • Sir Luther Von Baconson

      July 12, 2015 at 4:57 pm

      he’s tried the long short, no that he has some free time to experiment with the half-short or right leg only long pant

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