band angry philHey, Garcia.

“Yo. Wanna know something funny?”

What?

“Nothing in this picture exists anymore.”

Funny, but there are a lot of folks that still like vinyl records.

“Poseurs. Real music snobs collect wax cylinders.”

I hadn’t heard that.

“Reels for player pianos.”

Stop that.

“The sound is so much warmer, man.”

I get your point.

“Any technology that makes you walk across the room every 20 minutes is inherently flawed. What if your refrigerator worked like that?”

That would not be classified as “working.” The fridge would be broken.

“You dig me, then?”

Like a grave.

“Heh.”