Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Got The World On A String Tie

Is that a bolo tie?

“Uh, no. I was on the other bus.”

So, it’s a bozo tie?

“All bolo ties are bozo ties.”

What is this you’re doing here?


You don’t sound sure.

“Well, I’m wearing a tux.”

Probably charity.

“You done with Queen?”

You hiring writers for the Amazon show?

“Carry on, then.”

I thought so.



  1. Ki-Yi Bossie!

  2. Change comes from within.( old hot dog vendor joke).

  3. Looks like he’s retired the Alvarez-Yairi. I am ashamed of myself for noticing this.

  4. Also, man on man do you fucking have a gift for creating a universe with so much fucking referential and self-referential depth. It would take me literally (as in the actual meaning of the word “literally”) hours to explain why this 60-word essay is so damn funny to me to someone to whom the words “Grateful Dead” mean as much as they should, which is very little.

  5. *”Man oh man,” not “man on man.” Freudian, much?

  6. Luther Von Baconson

    December 19, 2016 at 6:48 pm

    of course there is

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