Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Guitar Showdown

JM ronnie wood keefOnce again, TotD reminds everyone that while the Whatever’s Left Of The Dead is as goofy-looking as ever, no one’s wearing clothes meant for 20-year-olds and giant scarves to hide their old man heads.

But, like the most famous song Keith ever wrote says, “Hope I die before I get old.”


  1. man they are some skinny dudes

  2. RationalExpressions

    August 10, 2015 at 12:35 am

    No innuweirdo?

  3. lol the one on the left is Phish (hence the short hair) and the one on the right is the Dead (hence the long hair) and im in the middle

  4. One Keith scarf has more hoodoo voodoo than a drawer full of LOLesh sweatbands.

  5. Keith wrote My Generation ?
    Ya know…the famous line?

  6. Stones circa 70s. The Giant Penis prop. Jagger jumped on it and rode it like a Bull rider. Now picture Jerry doing that. No, I can’t either. Plus they only played for 45 mins.

  7. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    August 10, 2015 at 11:56 am

    red shirt plays maracas/rhythm egg or something’? or just “hanging’ out”

    • Sir Luther Von Baconson

      August 10, 2015 at 12:24 pm

      mesmerizing….Pontiff Keef

    • Those eyes… those bloodshot eyes. hahaha

      • Good luck sleeping tonight

      • Sir Luther Von Baconson

        August 10, 2015 at 3:42 pm

        yeah man, throw in some garlicky spicy food tonight & i’m gonna have Keef, the Pontiff, Keith G (& hopefully Donna,) Keith Magnusson, Keith 98.6 it’s good to see you back again, & Moonie all playing foot hockey naked in my basement. John Mayer refereeing. then we’ll build a fort down at the lake with foam we stole from behind the Foam Factory (maybe make some goalie pads too).

      • Sir Luther Von Baconson

        August 10, 2015 at 4:06 pm

        it’s all set. large pepperoni, mushroom, onions, green peppers, italian sausage, anchovies, roast garlic. Monk’s Uncle Tripel from Harry’s Groceries across the street. GD hour softly on the radio….so’s the landlord can’t hear it.

  8. OOPS….that was Pete Townshend what wrote that.

  9. Since you brought up the Stones. Pretty good version of this tune.
    But I am still boycotting Keith for telling Rolling Stone mag that the Beatles Sgt Peppers album sux.

  10. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    August 10, 2015 at 6:57 pm

    looking closer at this picture. it seems Herr Mayer is maybe trying to shake a rabbit pellet, or a willnot if you will, down his leg and in his boot? like one of those pocket pinball games.

  11. Mayer would be cutting heads in that contest.

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