Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

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JM ronnie wood keefOnce again, TotD reminds everyone that while the Whatever’s Left Of The Dead is as goofy-looking as ever, no one’s wearing clothes meant for 20-year-olds and giant scarves to hide their old man heads.

But, like the most famous song Keith ever wrote says, “Hope I die before I get old.”

40 Comments

  1. maggiemay

    man they are some skinny dudes

    • corry342

      All the evidence suggests that Keith and Mick made a deal with the Devil around 1978 or so, wherein they would remain skinny forever no matter what. The forgot about the part of making good records, but, you know, whatever, as long as you are skinny until the end, that’s what matters.

      • maggiemay

        this made me lose my shit omfg thank you for making my night

    • spencer

      http://www.ew.com/article/1994/06/03/this-day-1989

      • spencer

        Wyman married his stone cold teen….gross

      • maggiemay

        that is literally so fucking gross

        “she was a woman at 13…” ?????? NOBODY IS FUCKING MATURE AT 13

        SHE IS NOT A WOMAN SHE IS A GIRL STEP A W A Y lol this is one reason why i fucking hate rock stars sometimes they can’t ever just go for women their own age they just HAVE to go for teen foxes who have no business marrying rock stars because they are CHILDREN

      • RationalExpressions

        Jimmy Page kidnapping a 14 year old and shacking up with her was a bit out there too.

      • spencer

        Maggie, Bill Wyman son married that girls mom……seriously

      • maggiemay

        IM NOT DONE. not only what I said above, but teenage girls, though some of them deep, are mostly flat characters in regards to older men and, for the most part, should naturally be of no interest intellectually to them.

        that said, men silly enough to go after teenage girls probably aren’t the most mentally stimulating people on the planet either.

        not trying to bring down my girls, because teenage girls are smart and we don’t get enough credit, but seriously, most of us are not up to speed with what 52-year-old guys are interested in. (half the shit on this blog goes over my head lolol)

        • maggiemay

          i guess i could be considered an exception to this rule of thought in some cases

          • maggiemay

            school of thought*****???????? lol idk

      • spencer

        https://bolstablog.wordpress.com/2008/12/09/wyman/

      • August West

        Wyman : “She was a woman at thirteen…”
        Which made you a pedophile at 52. hahaha.

  2. RationalExpressions

    No innuweirdo?

  3. maggiemay

    http://image1.masterfile.com/em_w/02/77/34/640-02773478w.jpg lol the one on the left is Phish (hence the short hair) and the one on the right is the Dead (hence the long hair) and im in the middle

  4. Boogaloo

    One Keith scarf has more hoodoo voodoo than a drawer full of LOLesh sweatbands.

  5. Surfbitch

    Keith wrote My Generation ?
    Ya know…the famous line?

  6. August West

    Stones circa 70s. The Giant Penis prop. Jagger jumped on it and rode it like a Bull rider. Now picture Jerry doing that. No, I can’t either. Plus they only played for 45 mins.
    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-D-FqwxcpuyI/TYZn1xgPmqI/AAAAAAAAB9s/vAXBwbC3ngM/s1600/Screen+shot+2011-03-20+at+1.41.27+PM.png

  7. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    red shirt plays maracas/rhythm egg or something’? or just “hanging’ out”

    • Sir Luther Von Baconson

      mesmerizing….Pontiff Keef

    • August West

      Those eyes… those bloodshot eyes. hahaha

      • Boogaloo

        Good luck sleeping tonight

      • Sir Luther Von Baconson

        yeah man, throw in some garlicky spicy food tonight & i’m gonna have Keef, the Pontiff, Keith G (& hopefully Donna,) Keith Magnusson, Keith 98.6 it’s good to see you back again, & Moonie all playing foot hockey naked in my basement. John Mayer refereeing. then we’ll build a fort down at the lake with foam we stole from behind the Foam Factory (maybe make some goalie pads too).

      • Sir Luther Von Baconson

        it’s all set. large pepperoni, mushroom, onions, green peppers, italian sausage, anchovies, roast garlic. Monk’s Uncle Tripel from Harry’s Groceries across the street. GD hour softly on the radio….so’s the landlord can’t hear it.

  8. Don Grossinger

    OOPS….that was Pete Townshend what wrote that.

  9. August West

    Since you brought up the Stones. Pretty good version of this tune.
    But I am still boycotting Keith for telling Rolling Stone mag that the Beatles Sgt Peppers album sux.
    https://youtu.be/qNZVO09NPo4

  10. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    looking closer at this picture. it seems Herr Mayer is maybe trying to shake a rabbit pellet, or a willnot if you will, down his leg and in his boot? like one of those pocket pinball games.

  11. Robin Russell

    Mayer would be cutting heads in that contest.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Dubious.

      • Robin Russell

        Lay down misere.

      • Robin Russell

        It is a measure of certainty, not a sentence.

      • Robin Russell

        Just like “Dubious.”, but at the other end of the spectrum.

      • Robin Russell

        Interestingly, the Mary Jane Hot-Cha is one of the few songs to rhyme “dubious” –

        This scheme to me seemed to be a little dubious
        But I must admit that a Buddha Stick would be salubrious

        This provides a serendipitous link between at least three of the recent TOTD posts / comments.

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