Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Guitarist Is Now Pantless; I Repeat: Pantless

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“They were sold to me as a scanty pant.”

You guys gotta find a different store to buy clothes at.

“Dude, Ernie’s the best. He gave me these! Free!”

Uh-huh. Check the crotch.


“There’s a hidden camera in here.”

He is not called Creepy Ernie ironically.

“There’s another in in the back.”

Ernie’s into buttholes.


  1. RalphWiggumLives

    June 20, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    I don’t feel right

  2. There is a professional boxer named Ernie Butts….

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