Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Hair, Net


There was a solid five or six-year stretch when Mickey thought he was an orthodontist from Ann Arbor who had just started a new affair with the hygienist.

Also, the question they are all laughing in response to was, “Why is it that you keep putting Phil in charge of the live albums?”

And, the reason Mickey always wears sweatbands is that he’s got the forearms of a Chewbacca.

Plus, seriously: if Mickey’s arms look like that, imagine his potato salad.


  1. Is there such a thing as a: “potato salad net”?

    Wait a minute. I don’t care. Chewbacca in mesh Speedo’s. Ew.

  2. The guys are laughing ’cause Mickey has just been introduced as “The Ray Charles of Percussion”.

  3. please, never ever ask me to imagine mickey’s potato salad. never. ever.

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