Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Hairless Mendoza

jerry jesus no

  • How many cords does a guitar need?
  • Is Garcia aware of how his t-shirt is draping?
  • Do human legs look like that?
  • Is that necessary?How long do I have to look at that before it makes sense?
  • Don’t humans usually have hair follicles below their necks, too?
  • How positive are we that Garcia is a human?
  • Did Garcia leave his ankles at the hotel?
  • Why would a loving God allow this?
  • More to the point, why would a loving God allow that.
  • Holy fuck, he’s wearing tighty-whities under there, isn’t he?


  1. Jesus Christ those pants are literally pajamas

    that’s the kind of shit I wear when I’m home and/or sleeping in bed

  2. Garcia + NIKES = taking it to the hoop with authority.

  3. DANGER – Elephant in the room.

    • Just saying that created more elephants, some sort of observer effect, once you mention the Elephant, you create another one.

  4. RationalExpressions

    July 29, 2015 at 7:26 pm

    It’s as though he’s announcing to the world, “what more do I have to do to prove I’m not a freakin’ deity? So stop worshipping me already”.

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