Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Hands Up

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Fuck The Doors. Fuck everything about them. Fuck their trebly, cracker-ass cracker sound. Fuck that guy with the Garfunkel hair. Fuck the other guy, Johnny Drama. Fuck that other guy, too: the singer.

Also: fuck Tuck. Not Patti. Patti’s all right.

3 Comments

  1. Deads and Doors really shouldn’t even be in the same room.

    I was a huge Doors fan in the early 90s, junior high school. By 9th grade I realized it was probably in poor taste.

    Obligatory Bruce McCullough:

  2. I do like that Uncle Hugh is front and center, with the nose on. And, that he seems to be sporting a toy whale, shark, whatever, as a surrogate wiener.

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