I’m going to let you two try one more time to tell the nice people about the headphones. You need to give your opinion in a straightforward and understandable way, discuss the pros and cons of the item, and end with a recommendation on whether folks should buy it.
If they’re going to buy it, they should do it from this link.
Please don’t do that.
Don’t stifle capitalism, pinko.
I hate you, too. Just do this like normal humans.
Sure. Tell us about the headphones.
They’re Sony headphones and they’re nifty.
What are the specs?
Do you not read this site? I just told everyone the specs.
Did you? I like to save your posts for the next day and read them in a big bunch.
You post a lot.
I can’t work like this. I’m going to my imaginary trailer.
A professional shows up prepared, Gordon.
I tried. There’s like a dozen posts a day, every day.
It’s called being prolific.
It’s called being graphomaniacal and lonely.
Six of one.
You going to get him?
I’m not coming out. How dare he not read my precious words? So precious.
Yes, you’re Stravinsky.
Stravinsky? Stravinsky was a composer.
He wrote music.
But you wouldn’t call him a “writer,” you would call him a “composer.”
The notes need to be written down. He thought them up and put them on paper: that’s writing.
I’m not playing this game with you.
You almost did.
Do you want to participate in the FAQ?
They sound really good, but my left ear hurts a little. The cord is curly like Brian May’s guitar lead, and I like that. There is also a pouch.
Then I guess we’re done.
Hey! Am I still getting paid?
You were never getting paid.