Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Healthy As A Horse

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Hey, Phil. Whatcha doing?

“What I love.”

Yeah. Nice to see you, buddy.

“You can call me Phil.”

Does your shirt have a horsey on it?

“A patriotic one, yes.”

Is the sweatband under—

“We’re done.”

–the cuff?



Glad you’re back.

“Hell, me too.”

Want a laugh?

“I think I deserve one, yeah.”

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“That Mayer?”


“Jesus, it’s a casino fire over there.”

“You think he knows Mickey’s gonna steal it?”




  1. That thing, probably cost plenty, but there’s something inherently wrong with it.

  2. Sweet bulletproof vest sweater bro.

  3. Phil’s rodeo-wear brings to mind the troubling fact that he recently told a certain reporter that nowadays he mostly listens to Brad Paisley.

  4. Too bad for you his last name’s not Macarthur. When those folks call you a genius you can get a new condo.

  5. Is that a Gangsta stealie with a bullet hole in the forehead?

  6. Looks like he still has the hospital wristband on

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