Trixie Garcia, Bill Walton

I’m just going to put my dong on the table–

Please don’t do this.

–I intend to woo Trixie Garcia. WHY CAN’T YOU BE HAPPY FOR ME?

First off: what do you consider “wooing” a woman, and please don’t say–

Unsolicited dick pics.

unsolicited dick pics. There ya go: that’s the problem there. It’s that you’re some sort of fucking mutant who fundamentally misunderstands human relations.

Well, it wasn’t going to be my dick in the pics.

Whose dick was it going to be?

Kanye.