Hey, Billy.
“Ass!”
Getting a lot of use out of that shirt this summer, huh?
“It’s understated. Like saying that Benjy will be late to work tomorrow.”
You kill him again?
“Buncha times since we talked, yeah. Just won’t take. He’s some sort of Spazarus.”
Nicely done.
“Spazputin?”
Should’ve stood pat.
“Sure. But, yeah: I keep burying him and he keeps showing up fresh as a daisy with a new pair of giant headphones.”
…
Literally or–
“I’ve actually buried him alive more than once.”
–figurativ…of course.
“Can’t be done. He can’t be killed. Stapled geckos to him and let the eagles loose, filled his scuba tank with hydrogen and blew him up like the Hindenburg, put him in blackface and shoved him towards a cop: he’s back the next morning.”
Fresh as a daisy.
“Go figure.”
Guy on the left looks like Matthew Lillard with rabies.
“If you say so.”
Hey, Bobby.
“Hey, Dan. Thanks for having me on.”
I am not Dan Rather, Bobby.
“If you say so.”
I am chortling mightily
also is this from that peach festival thing
Ok WTH is this?! NM, don’t tell me.
:eggplant: :eggplant: :eggplant: :eggplant:
4Chrissakes, how come i can’t use emojis?! Only “priviledged” users are allowed I suppose. wordpress sux.
Um what is a smartphone? Put the app on my phone but the duct tape keeps coming loose.
http://www.clker.com/cliparts/1/7/d/0/13165457871280371696old%20phone-md.png
did u just use a frickin banana emoji at me
it’s a peach. do u not no wut peach is/
Isn’t it time to extradite Benji to Alcatraz?
https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5777/20626758366_af24e4f030.jpg
It’s a little early, but we have a winner. COTD
OMFG.
https://i.imgflip.com/ibw59.jpg
Holy shit I think I just soiled my armor.
That is the greatest thing ever.
Chimenti & Lane getting pulled over…
http://iliketowastemytime.com/sites/default/files/best-gifs-pt8-best-tint-ever.gif
JFC IM SCREAMING
https://youtu.be/6FYROI5KIh0
Replacing Duane Allman with a keytar, perhaps not the brothers finest moment.