You okay, slugger?
I did something dumb.
There’s still some quicklime left.
Quicklime? You don’t bury bodies here. You toss them into canals and the gators do the work for you.
Right. Did you actually kill someone?
Did you try downloading Snapchat again?
And you didn’t understand how it worked, or what it was?
These apps nowadays. They’re not like the apps we had growing up. There’s no soul to them.
Right. At least tell me you were going to use the Snapchat for pornographic purposes.
You were going to take screenshots of John Mayer’s Snapchat so you can make up your little stories?
He’s back in the Earthroamer, and I he posted about it but this is the biggest shot I can find:
That is inadequate.
That word never looks right.
How should it be spelled?
I don’t know. Am I an pint-sized black orphan adopted by a linebacker who went on to write a dictionary?
You’ve got your Websters all mixed up.
The point being: I find it rude of Young John Mayer to not post many excellent shots of himself and his Dead & Company bandmates in his Earthroamer on a social media platform I am capable of accessing, or understanding. Not right. Sad!
Please don’t do that.
How dare he! After I allowed him to become a Grateful Dead!?
These kids today.
And their apps.