Hey, Doctor Harold Bornstein, author of that absurd note on Donald Trump’s health. Whatcha doing?
“What do you think I do between tours, man?”
You’re a doctor?
A doctor for people?
“Only rich people, but yeah, man.
And you’re Donald Trump’s physician?
“I can’t talk about my patients, man. But, yeah, I am.”
Do you have any explanation for that letter?
“I was fuckin’ around, man.”
“And there might be a reality show or something in it. You got Andy Cohen’s number, man?”
Sure. How’s your prescribing hand feeling?
“You need something, man?”
“Same difference. Plus I got a closet full of samples, man.”
This is turning out better than one would have thought.
“I’m Dr. Soup, man.”