Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Hi, I’m Bobby

There’s this new tumblr I like, Phil is weird, I think that’s the name. Funny pictures of Phil and funny captions and Phil is exceedingly goofy, just all the time and I haven’t seen most of these pictures: this Tumblr guy is a Google ninja and I salute him (or her, but let’s be honest, him.)*

Are you shitting me? When you saw the site, you sulked for an hour, muttering darkly, “Somebody’s being funny about the Dead on the internet: that’s MY thing, I invented that.” You whined like a kicked kitten.

None of that is true.

And then you stole all the pictures you could and reposted them on your little site, didn’t you?

I did that. Yes, I did.

But Phil’s just an amateur, man.

* It’s a lady. A pretty, pretty–

I’m warning you, buddy.

–lady. I’ve already planned our Wedding. The groomsmen have to wear Bobby shorts, then the Best Man locks himself in the upstairs bathroom for three hours.

5 Comments

  1. her. 🙂
    glad you enjoyed. you’re the coolest cat around.

  2. please get married to the pretty lady, i’ve been plannin y’alls weddin since i watched your discovery of her unfold via tumblr. /her linking to you is the best thing to happen to me on that there website

  3. david notliemouz

    August 29, 2014 at 7:26 pm

    !!!!!! two whole years ago? damn. whatever happened to those two (the ladies, not the years. that i’m ok with not knowing.)

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