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Highlights From The New Donna Brazile Book

  • The reason Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’ hair looks like that is because she gets hit, on average, by six bolts of lightning a week.
  • The pantsuits are sentient.
  • Entire chapter about different foods James Carville can fit into his mouth whole, such as personal pizzas, and medium-sized game bird; Carville can also wrap his lips around the bottom of a two-liter bottle of Dr. Pepper. (He will only do the trick with Dr. Pepper.)
  • Brazile paid for law school mud-wrestling under the name Jerri Mander.
  • Hillary more than occasionally farts with enough force to blow out her pantyhose.
  • The DNC employs around a dozen consultants whose sole portfolio is becoming outraged at what the cafeteria is serving for lunch.
  • Clinton campaign spent almost $2 million on Bill’s fuckmobiles. (Fuckplane, fuckboat, fuckdirigible, etc.)
  • Bernie Sanders briefly employed The Mooch in 2015.
  • To say the DNC has their dicks in their hands would be a compliment, as it would imply they had a grasp of something.
  • Donna Brazile saw the corruption, the cancer at the heart of the Democratic Party, and railed against it as hard as she could without actually doing anything and then helped Hillary cheat at the debates.

3 Comments

  1. “To say the DNC has their dicks in their hands would be a compliment, as it would imply they had a grasp of something.”

    Just brutal and devastating.

  2. Yeah, that last bullet point.

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    November 3, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    dick cheez whiz?

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