This is the worst OKCupid picture I’ve ever seen.
“Shut it, jackass.”
I think the guy to your left is wearing a disguise.
“No, that’s just what he looks like.”
Why does Grahame have to stand all the way over there?
“He knows why.”
“Gonna replace him with Baby Levon the second I can.”
Are you sure about this?
“The customers love it.”
Yeah, but last year you went insane.
“And now I’m back. Besides, I solved the problem.”
Which was that numerous people were pooping on the bocce courts.
“Won’t happen again.”
You sound sure.
“They’re not lethal unless you’re reeeeally small.”
Like a child?
“Children don’t play bocce.”
No, but they play in sandboxes.
“My plan may have a flaw.”
“I need to get off this fucking hill. Grahame, carry your father down the hill.”
“CARRY YOUR FATHER DOWN THE HILL, BOY!”