I’ve been avoiding it, and can you blame me? To look is to wonder, and to wonder is to question: there can be no answers. Maybe a zen koan “Because it’s hair” type of answer, but only annoying people do that. To gaze into the bolt-hawk is to invite madness and delusion. Do not ask “Why?” Ask “Whah-huh?” and “Ohhhhkay?” and “Did you run that by your wife?” and “Has Billy noticed yet?”
We must now speculate on whether or not Oteil has shaved a Stealie into his pubic hair.
No we mustn’t.