As an appetizer, though: I believe this might be the only image ever captured of the back of Snake T-Shirt, and we can see that Snake T-Shirt is just as wonderful as we thought he was. Snake T-Shirt demands a 360-degree view of his awesomeness.
But for our meal, we must have goose, for it is as good as gander – Things Bobby’s Shorts Are Appropriate For:
- Smoking Marlboro Reds outside the 7-11.
- Using your youthful feminine wiles on chemistry teachers.
- Arguing with your parents.
- Running away from home because they don’t fucking understand you.
- Going to LA to be a star.
- A singer, maybe.
- Or an actress, whatever.
- And, listen: we all know where this is going, so let’s just skip to the part where they find parts of you in a dumpster in Toluca Lake.
- Not all of you; they never find all of you.
- Back home, your chemistry teacher hears the news and drives his car off a cliff.
- Are you happy now?
- Have you caused enough damage in those things?
- If you were Australian, you could wear those to a wedding or a funeral or court.