jerry heiroglyphics

Now, a good joke would have been to have snuck into the tombs before everybody got there and install a fake panel of hieroglyphics with a Stealie inscribed in it. Of course, Billy would probably take it as a sign, scream “I’M A MOTHERFUCKING HIGHLANDER, YOU ANNUAL VALLEY-FLOODING SONS-OF-BITCHES!” and take off, ripping off his clothes as he punched every dick on his way out of the Valley of the Kings.

p.s. The title to this post is the answer to, “What did the Ancient Egyptian student say to his spelling teacher?”