Depends on where you are, Enthusiasts. Let’s break it down by location.*
Guam – Nuclear holocaust.
West Coast – Also nuclear holocaust, plus fires and mudslides and tech bros.
Florida – Alligator, hurricane, neighbor.
North Carolina/Texas – Eaten in a bathroom by a transgendered person.
Appalachian Valley – Opiates, probably.
Philippines – Someone called you a drug dealer.
Large east-west swath cutting across America – Eyes burned out by eclipse, you wander onto 1-40 where you’re run over by Mark Zuckerberg on his listening tour.
*No matter their locale, black people should remember to be afraid of the police.