Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Hurts My Ears To Listen, Squint My Eyes To See

What the hell is that? A G&L?

“I guess.”

You guess?

“Shut up.”

You’re even more hostile than usual.

“Fuck off.”

Can you see me?

“Of course I can.”

How many fingers am I holding up?

“Look how many fingers I’m holding up, jackass.”

You don’t have your glasses and you’re blind.

“I can see everything I need to see.”

Did you just grab the first bass-shaped blur you saw?

“I don’t want to talk about it.”

Don’t you bring backup glasses on tour?

“Of course I do.”

You can’t find the backup glasses because–

“I told you to fuck off.”

–you can’t see them. I’m chuckling.

“Fuck off.”

Make me. I’m over here.


No, I’m over here.

“Not funny.”

Little bit.

1 Comment

  1. Luther Von Baconson

    August 7, 2017 at 4:30 pm

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