Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

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mickey bobby talking onstage“I can’t even look at you right now.”

“You better not look at me.”

“I’ll look wherever I want, Vulcan bastard.”

“I’ll stick my dick in that butt-chin of yours, preppy asslicker.”

“Wouldn’t even reach the bottom.”

“Would, too.”

“My butt-chin would completely enswallow your microschlong and–”

“Not true: it’s meaty and capacious.”

“–you’d just wriggle around and make slappy noises–”

“Shut up, Bobby!”

“–and be all, ‘Uhhhh, can you feel me inside you, butt-chin?'”

“You go too far.”

“Play my song.”

“EAT MY DICK.”

“NO, YOU EAT YOUR DICK.”

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