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I Could Be Merry, But I’m Hebrew

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16 Comments

  1. saw a lot of Christmas poo last night

  2. Does this mean I should return your gift?

  3. Bonnie Lass of Fenario

    December 24, 2015 at 1:46 pm

    Did we somehow miss this one?

    I haz disappoint.

    • Fact: If you don’t have this on a cassette in a box in your basement, you’re not a true Head.

      • Does it count if (then boyfriend) your husbands douchebag friend lived in said basement, pitched a fit, stuck you with the elec bill, stole your tape collection and your Sega Genesis???? Not that Christmas is the time to remember old grievances 😉

        We had some cool stuff. Now I have a photo album that I lost while trying to hide it from the kids (it has to be somewhere…I’ve seen it IN THIS HOUSE), a pair of overalls, a few cool hats, and a defaced American flag full of glow in the dark paint. The overalls did make it to Chicago before the ass literally fell out.

        Shit, right, Christmas. Merry merry. No anger or grudges and shit.

  4. Luther Von Baconson

    December 24, 2015 at 1:58 pm

  5. Thanks for providing us with this Blog..

    Perhaps be thankful that Judaism is not all mixed up and commercialized like Christianity is.

    Imagine Passover.. sort of, but it involved forced gift giving, for no clear reason. Sure it was still sort of about getting out of Egypt, but also more about some other made up shit. In addition to Moses there was this other non scripture magical guy, call him Antas Saulk who you told the kids was real. And Antas Saulk did things and you bought big plastic versions of him to put in your yard. Perhaps people put up pyramids in their living rooms to sort of symbolize the whole thing, but not really. And you would cover the pyramid with gifts. And then the devout Jews would complain about putting the Moses Back in Passover, and the stores would blare bad music to “celebrate” passover and to make you shop.

    Picture that perhaps and be glad that the Jews are in no way to blame for this catastrophe of this season.

    Or watch this.. maybe it will make you laugh.

    http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/christmastime-for-the-jews-song/n12006

    But besides the bullshit and the debt and the forced consumerism. In some sense this season people say nice things to each other, and try to get together, and you have brought us together here..

    Thanks Cyperspace is a nasty place, this place is an exception.

  6. Merry Christmas mr. Totd. All the best for the new year, my vote still with the dolly and Kenny xmas tv special from the 70’s.

    http://youtu.be/G9eWaYoeYgo

  7. Merry Christmas all, whatever faith you are. Jesus didn’t care!

    We have a new tradition in our house this year. Our cat, who goes by the name Bogart the Cat, wanted to send out a Christmas Letter this year so here it is: Bogart the Cat’s First Annual Christmas Letter, as dictated to Bogarts other two legged provider, my wife Liz.

    https://flic.kr/p/BxgPrR

  8. Apologies that YouTube link lacks the song ‘hard candy Christmas ‘ the best song.it as on the later cd release that I have . Peace.

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