Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

I Do Not Like It, Phil I Am

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“Baby threw up on me.”

Which baby?

“All of them. All of the babies were fed scrambled eggs and ketchup and then all of them threw up on me.”

People who put ketchup on their eggs should be forced to take the Long Walk onto the Cursed Earth.

“Regardless: that is what happened.”

How long did you look like a lesbian research librarian going through menopause?

“About a decade?”

Yeah.

1 Comment

  1. Sir Luther Van Baconson

    April 21, 2015 at 7:20 pm

    looks like Ms Byers, my Grade 1 teacher……maybe i’ll get my Grade 1 this year

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